Have you ever consider what type of friends you are having? After hearing what I have to say, you might need to reconsider...
It is already late at night, I suppose I will be straighforward.
So, theoretically, there are 3 classes of friends. Lets start from the very bottom.
3rd- Class Friends
1. Not long ago, we have 1 famous BM quote " Diam-diam ubi(s) berisi." Bingo! ! !They are third class friends... Excluding that SOSAM loudmouth of course.
2. In short, these friends are those who would just happily sit back and grin quietly ( ? ) at you when you are in trouble. Of course, a much worse case would be backstab.
3. They will always say "I am stupid. I know nothing. I am a failure" when they actually know everything.
4. They practice modesty and they don't like to show off, especially to girls.
5. They don't, and will never like to be " Heroes / Heroines".
6. They like to indulge in their own fantasy.
7. They prefer not to know you, but at least they are NOT pretentious. (- 7 in 2nd class.)
2nd- Class Friends
1. They like to pohhhh
2. They like being pohhhh.
*pohhhh means saying nice words which "APPEARS" to be nice. "Appears" only!!
3. They like to both pohhhh and being pohhhh at the same time.
4. They like to become Pinochio. ( The cartoon boy with long nose. Perhaps long neck as well? oooOoooo. Nice hint.)
5. They gain friends by pohhhh-ing others and sponsor them free answers. ( go to 7 in 1st class.)
6. They feel happy when doing all the above.
7. They are "pretentious" SOBA students!!!!
8. They are best at camouflage and taking many sides at a time.
9. They will always say "your shirt is dirty" and clean the dust for you, even when it is actually dust-LESS (Hyperbole) !!!
10. They will NOT shake head. They only nod. * ZhengLik : Shake head x 100000
-Congratulations, ZhengLik.-
11. They will greet you with words like " yo, entao ~.~" and "geng lo" but also secretly cursing you from behind. (Just an example.) *ZhengLik : still Shaking head. Take wrong pills.?!?!
And Finally.......
1st- Class Friends
1. They are the only good guys, but yet they are treated as "bad guys"? Again, this can be treated as the "after effect" of honesty.
2. They may use harsh words like "your head la", and "go and dye!! " on you. But don't be mistaken, it is for your own good.
3. They will leave a lot of wonderful and creative comments on your question papers such as :"It is a nuisance using liquid paper."(The truth often hurts) and " Ganbateh"
4. They don't encourage you to use liquid papers. 1 liquid paper cost RM5.xx. However, they will advice you that IF you really need to use, make sure you USE MORE. Don't leave stains behind.
*ZhengLik : stop shaking head. Journey to ICU.....
5. They are HONEST. Honesty is the "worst" policy. That is why 1st-class friends are seldom being appreciated by others.
6. They are not SOBA students.
p/s : SOBA ONLY refers to "School of Obedient Band-6 actors" in the above case.
7. They don't simply give their friends free answers but teach, scold and also take the "extra trouble" to CRITICISE them carefully.
8. They can make themselves being welcomed by others,
Buuuut
THEY choose not TO.
Huiyo!!!!
- End of explaination-
After listing this, I notice that 2nd-class friends are by no means better than 3rd-class friends. In fact, they are even worse.
Do you find these types of friends among your mates?
I suppose the above notice would be helpful.
Beware.....
Perhaps it is also time to reconsider yourself as well.
