好學生 2

As I promised, a blockbuster post.
Just as I noticed that my advices have been proven extremely true, where words became reality ( regarding spiky hairs), I have decided to dispense more effort and contribution to the student community so that more obedient students can be born to preserve the image of students as a whole. Count me out, I am sick of pretentious life, especially when the value honesty is restricting me from being a good actor.
And good news, SOBA is recruiting again. Just as a reminder, SOBA stands for (School of Obedient Band-6 Actors). However, due to the lack of quality of the previous batch of students, or should I refer them as actors, most of them have not been able to secure a Band-6 in acting skills nor have they follow the rules accordingly. As a demonstration of frustration, the board of actors have decided to implement a few more new rules, so as to restrain its actors from continue running wild.
So, Lets get straight to the point
1. Obedient students don't add your teachers on facebooks. They don't seemed to like it.
Note : Leonardo, you have been very undisciplined as of lately. You are granted a KIV.
2. Do not forget to bring your books to school. This is a superbly tremendously very very serious FUSS. It is disrespectful when the teachers are teaching and you are doing nothing, and it is also a proof that you can't make good use of the one hour break.
3. Beware of where you live. You should really consider to move if you live in Island Glades, only applicable to students though, others are seriously dedicated . You can't really blame yourself for your identity. Unless it is really necessary, blame your parents. So make sure your elders don't have an idea of where you live or you may be the next victim 'alive'.
4. If any confession is to be done, make it friendly, shortly, privately, and SECRETly. Any regrets will be futile to change anything if you don't choose to lay low, especially if the result is not so smooth.
And please no high voltage in school. I am starting to think I need sunglasses.
5. Good students always choose to restrain . Even if you cannot control your desire (or lust), make sure you look back, look front, right, left and then back again. By the time you are caught red handed, only you can help yourself.
So the best is still to refrain, at least in public.
6. Obedient actors don't blow their trumpet,what more commonly known as eng kang. It leaves you widely open to sarcastic comments from the bad students arised from jealousy.
7. Don't KEH KIANG. KIANG is simply enough. You will be countered with intense sarcasm, so it is best not to even try to KIANG, unless you are well prepared.
8. Girls are often confused which one to choose, and so are boys. So it is still best not to choose. The priority here is to preserve a ranking in the kuai kia ranking table.
9. Don't get yourself too popular among your peers. Obedient students always prefer to lay low, although sometimes it is not up to them to choose. At times, even king yearns to be dethroned.
10. The last one. Kuai Kia always appears to hold a certain degree of kankeiness. That would assure them to be free of unnecessary troubles. And the symptoms of kankeiness include denial, being incoorperative and even betrayal to friends. The only reason they are regarded as obedient is that their loyalty to their teachers remains unscratched. In fact it strengthens over time,but only on the surface, and you learn about reverse reactions in chemistry and that is exactly the case.
Even after the addition of rules, I still doubt SOBA will be a reputable course to follow. After all, we all know how hard it is to get Band-6. Well, it is still possible, if you have the determination, you can still be another obedient student out there.
To limit the quality of the students, now an entry test is required before admission. The test will be on how well you can adapt to the total of 28 rules and the entry requirement is Band-6 , so my advice is:
Give Up when You Still can!!!

The elements of this post are merely fictional, so please don't get too bothered about it, even when you cannot agree to it. Please treasure the advices, they may be just words from an unreputable blogger, but these are accumulations of twisted real life events and quotes of other people with a little fire addded through sarcasm, and no one will ever hope to be the next.