The Hall of Legends

When legends are born, the whole world will applause. Whether stunning or disgracing, it is a second that the whole world will remember. But only a short second.

Being 1 legend is already amazing, but THREEEEEEE, 3 ? UNBELIEVABLE.

Well, this is certainly the case in a small part of Penang Island, the proclaimed ' country' of a king by his subjects. Swt...

Without further ado, let us welcome the legend among legends, the ONE and only, LeoNarDo 7091, who prefered to be known as Leo The Handsome.


Well the name looks somehow familiar, don't it? Well perhaps you have been thinking about Leonardo Davinci, but sorry it wasn't him. This LeoNarDo, honestly wasn't much as intelligent.

1. Ciko Legend. ( Pervertedness)

Well. Perhaps this is not a new issue. Ever since the year started, LeoNarDo's cikoness has been recognised countrywide by his peers and 'enemies'. His as-thick-as-a-bear-furlike-skin quickly shrugs off any heat and shame in contact with it. He has proven it many times by ignoring the lecturer's advice and wearing short pants into a 17'C lecture room which often resulting him being suaned but with he certainly don't seemed to care about it. Perhaps he has been using all the skills he learned from Math Ext 2 to count and keep track and record of the girl friends he has been flirting with, oftenly ten at a time. His cikoness rose to fame when he decided to use the method of requesting spare changes to get a girl's phone number. Whether has he confessed to any of his targets and get rejected, we do not know, as he has decided to keep it secret. Well, he certainly deserves some credit for not boasting about it this time, unlike some ....... ( story goes to zheng yang's blog )
With the use of mathematical induction, his womanizing attitude is again proven with him caught red-handed sitting with a few girls instead of his usual gangs during lunchtime. But, he came to his senses and his cikoness was however fading with time, with his place now in risk of being replaced with two potential competitor, one is a typical 'pretentious' SOBA student who uses his innocent look to draw attention, the other so-called 'porcupine' who excels in electromagnetic induction( if only his look is a little better, he would have replaced Leo a long time ago.)
So, Leo The Handsome, do realise that Legends are meant to be surpassed. Once that happen, you will be losing all the attention that you are having. Beware. The two hungry colour wolfs are coming at you, and although they still aren't as colourful yet, I heard that they have been polishing their watercolour techniques.

2.F1 Legend
Frankly speaking, I will not and will never be comparing Leo 'The Flash'---er with our beloved and highly respected Michael Schumacher, the one he will never be. He was however the Legend of the other 'extreme'.

With a black MANUAL Black Tornado( Hei Xuan Fong in Chinese), which was amusingly only a Proton Saga equiped with Ferrari engine, or so he claimed, he has taken the whole Inti community by superR-prise. Perhaps that is also why Ferrari's performance is deteriorating thesedays. Honda, Toyota, Mercedes? What a shame to admit, you were outclassed by a Proton. No, not even my precious RM10.0000000000 honk could match his. (Decimal Matters)

But what is highlighted here is not his car, it is in fact his superb driving skills.
With his skills, he tried to impress many gals, to which show null effect;
With his skills, he tried to impress other drivers on the road, to which showed negative effect;
In frustration, he even tries to impress the road DIVIDOR, but ironically this time he succeeded.

With a mere speed of 70km/h, or perhaps 70km/s, his car's ALS ( Auto Levitation System) was activated to protect its driver from damage. Upon landing from a height of 10 m above the surface of ground, its four tyres even inflate and subsequently deflate upon impact to minimize the impulsive force and deflects any damage directed to the driver. In the end, Leo ended up unharmed, unscratched and that makes him blow his elephant trumpet about his ' proud moment' for a whole morning.

Wow, a car that not justs excels in speed but also extra-refined protection safety system, and partnering the skills of the world next Alex Leo, they were absolutely perfect matches. Excellent!!!

3)Facebook Legend.
Again, Leo's honesty has been put up to a good test in this section, shown in his principles of answering quiz.
His results range from typical Zai Nan and Bu Se Qing ( NOT CIKO???) , which were quite the reverse of his true qualities.
And his 'HONESTY' and 'EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE' pissed some of his friends who were left with no choice but to fill his Facebook accounts with some serious Compli-MENDs.
His popularity and courage was also shown by his act of adding a lecturer to his account.
And that was not all, he even showed sincere gratitude to the lecturer, which was however replied with a very SARCASTIC comment. What a Joke!
For the first time, he even dominate the HSC popularity scoreboard for his act in Facebook, after his friend request being openly acknowledged by the lecturer during class, and he gained what he wanted, a huge applause from all his friends.
But how long does he dominate the scoreboard? 1 DAY!!!
Well , I suppose at least that was better than never.
Potential Legends
1.Legends are considered legends because they are different from others. And our Leo The BruiSe Lee proved it again (wait, is the spelling wrong?). Before class every morning, he always had a good 'warm up' and practice his Drunken Fist. And the shape of his "HuLu" is very appealing too.
2.God of Accent.
The one who impresses all his friends with his extraordinary speaking and vocal language skills, only because they do not understand it. Standing a step ahead of us, he has somehow, someway get used to the Australian and foreign slangs and he can imitate practically any dialogues between the characters of any movie.


Whether disgracing or amazing, shame or fame, Legends are Legends.
How you gain the name does not matter. What matters, is the results.
There were many who longed for it but yet denied of the attention.
Yet you easily obtained them.
In the end Legends are Legends, and they are names to be remember:
i)Leo The Ciko,
ii)Leo The Epic F1 Lgd and
iii)Leo The Reversely Honest

Salute the Legends !!!