My SurName isn't 賴。。。

Blame, blamed, blaming, yesterday blame, today blame, tomorrow also blame, in the end everyday also blame.
Well, this is certainly what the society nowadays has gotten themselves into. Not just teenagers...
Self-centered, selfish, carefO-Ol, sendiri buat apa also betul, if unbetul then become others fault. In the end, the one they missed out is the real one to be blamed- yourself.
There are people who indulge in this kind of attitude, there are people who aren't, and there are also people who seriously TL it.
Well, sometimes it all started with a joke, and no one will ever take it seriously.
But sometimes, when you go too far, you will only be gaining yourself some enemies.
Relevant serious Examples:
1) Unserious attitude? Blame your spectacles.
2) Exam question do wrongly, blame others teach you wrongly.( You hold your own responsibility for believing them)
3) Exam don't know how to do, blame teachers never teach.
4) Experiment results not accurate, blame the instruments.
5) Other groups use same instrument get accurate results, blame your members not doing seriously.
6) Circuit connection cannot set up, blame students never connect properly. continue to-7
7) When Sendiri cannot set up, blame the intruments spoilt. wth?
8) Sendiri 自作多情﹐ 死纏爛打, then blame others give you wrong signal.
9) Involved in accident, then blame the road got sand.
10)Want go to heaven? Never blame karma not enough. Drive with 70 km/s and you will instantly be granted access. Only legends are exception.
11) Everytime do ciko and kehkiang stuff, blame Ti Gong create you like that. Beware that judgement may be sentenced on you.
12) Sendiri want criticise people, Blame Criticism Express teach you wrong things.
13) Lazy and take report from other people, and blame them for doing it wrongly.
14) Decide to play pokemon, initiated by Zl, spreaded by Leonardo, but blame Cy influence you. Totally Senseless.
15) Live in Island Glades, who to blame??? No idea.

Advices :
1) Don't fancy S.H.E. Fancy NBA. They have mastered projectile motions =.=
2) Poor in Projectile motion? Try shoot a rambutan from multiple angles. Don't shoot Durian though. Only kehkiang people do that.
3) At least if you want to blame people, don't go around and eng kang about it. It won't feel nice when the victim knows it.
4) Don't know who to blame? Chose someone who are far away or doesn't exist at all. But don't choose Ti Gong. Your words may be heard.
Although your surname is not 賴, neither is others. So sometimes it is better to blame yourself, everything you do have direct connection with and interpretation from your brain cells, and you bear responsibility for it. So, don't involve any third parties for your own silly mistakes and shortcomings.
*I criticise people, and it is myself to blame;
So when you got criticised for your acts, don't blame other people.