Piranha Infestation.

H1N1 scary? Wait till you see this :


Warning. New household pest detected. Wait isn't this a Piranha? Rumors have it that this new hybrid of Piranha family can live even on land, and they actually levitate! (Leonardo's fault)

Analysis
HP : 1
ATT : 2

DEF : 0.1

SPD : 4

Poor stats ? Wait. Looks like I missed out something.

Special Skills :

i) Piranha fangs. = Poisonous, human flesh penetration.

Just look at this. Aren't you scared?
ii)Piranha Beam. Instant death. It is a suicidal move, so they seldom use it.

iii)Camouflage ability. Known for secretly sneaking into people's house, even dining rooms!

iv)Totally Immune to pest chemicals.

If you have this type of pest in your house, calling for pest control company (e.g. ABC Pest Control) is absolutely out of consideration, since they are immune to pest chemicals, you are only wasting your time. You will probably end up writing a letter of complaint to the company anyway, only to threaten them by proposing to bring the case to Court. Write in the wrong format somemore, like an old man rumbling. In the end you have redo the letter and submit!!

Credits given to wk the tauke for breeding this new type of living creature in his coffeehouse. Luckily, they have an extreme affinity for coffee, especially ice-blended ones (expensive taste.) and their desire for human flesh can be controlled by offering them free expressos. That explains why they hadn't spread out of wk's territory.

Beware of piranhas. Kindly bring them to wk-coffeeshop if you noted any in your house. He will tame them, with his trademark expresso.
Don't report to the police. The piranhas don't like Starbucks.