Major announcement!
Aptitude test for UPSR students starting year .20xx.( forget the year=.=If not mistaken is 2009, last day of UPSR.)
To be more precise, it is supposed to be a IQ test for the 12-year-old students to evaluate their skills in problem solving, making decisions, rationality and mind capacity.
Not to say that it is a bad progress, but I would have given more credit to it if it is made an entry test for those who wish to enter any political parties in the future, or perhaps even as a mean to put more emphasis on quality rather than quantity. I wonder why they never do so?
(If you see this, just pretend you see nothing at all.)
Kids may be small, but it doesn't meant they are immature nor stupid. At least they are obedient....
I do not mean that the new test is unnecessary, just to be fair, I suggest that 'those who love to bark in front of the crowd' take it as well, so that we can witness a much more civilised side of the society. Not that the society is uncivilised now, just that we are exposed to the wrong image.
http://advocateviews.blogspot.com/2009/07/replace-macc-with-truly-independent-one.html#comments
A perfect example from above, just look at the video.
Ok. Now about the 'Obedient' theory that I promised to reveal, for which the SOBA students will never possess.
The theory states that when one is small﹐ particularly (for boys), they are usually very obedient.
Rumour states that when they grow up, especially after they enter a particular school they become rebellious and very undisciplined.
But recent research showed that it is not true. As these boys grow up, they become more obedient, improvising their original '1 obedient' to '3 Obedients', (strength in no always prevails)
The 3 Obedients theory... although some claimed to be more superior where they have '4 Os'
1st O- Obedient Ku
2nd O- Obedient Get
3rd O- Obedient xxx( too rude, preferably translated as 'Obedient Blue')
The fourth one is of course the Obedient(乖/怪) 巧!!!!!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Maths is Invincible
Have learning over 12+ years of maths, until this year, I never realise practically every problem can be solved with maths.
That is why, don't ever underestimate maths, from simple logical deduction in lab reports in INTI Penang to NBA basketball in America, nothing can run away from maths.
This year has beeeen such an interesting year. 10-hours lesson of math every week and we definitely can't deny that we have been thoroughly TORTURED,brainwAshed and exposed to the various applications of math.
First there was mathemathical induction, known for the purpose of drawing specific conclusion from general statements or the other way round. The first victim was none other than Leonardo, which with inspiration from our lecturer, had been targeted with countless induction bullets for his probability of hanging around with girls, and our conclusion was......not worth mentioning.
Then, we progress to NBA basketball. At first sight, it was none other than professional athletes doing routine shooting, lay-ups and scoring. But on second thought, these players despite having all their time devoted to sports, have mastered projectile motions. The angles, the relevant force, the shooting position of their hands, these must be done well, in fact approaching perfection become a good player. So, who say that good athletes are never excellent in studies? In fact, their level are far better than us, capable of applying them into their everyday lifes, unlike those who aced every single exam questions yet never think out of the box.
The most influential concept of maths was actually functions. Have you ever notice that, when you are playing online games or first-person shooters/counterstrikes, you are actually involved in a many-to-many function? From precision, agility to gaming skills which are all important winning factors in playing these games, all are dependant on how fast our brain analyse and interpret our opponents' stats and ability, again all with the help of logical induction and probability.
One boy touching another boy's hand in class, although very wrongful, is still a typical 1-1 function.
A couple, their loving relationship to each other is no other than a 1-1 function.
When a third variable try to come in, it became a 2-1 function. Hmm?
Sorry, wrong calculation, with further analysis, it is actually a 1.05-1 function, with the extra 0.05 totally negligible.
To be exact, every relationship is a function. From personal relationships, business partners and proposals , or even international treaties, they are all functions, and the fact that they are functions enabled them to be supervised systematically and accordingly .
So, maths is not always about scoring 90s,100 and Band-6. This concept is totally wrong.
Many have certainly been neglecting the true purpose of studying maths-to understand their flexibility and fully utilise them as an useful tool in every aspect of life.
So, can you still say that maths is useless? It is not up to me to decide. Afterall, my job is only to counsel and induce 'logic'.
That is why, don't ever underestimate maths, from simple logical deduction in lab reports in INTI Penang to NBA basketball in America, nothing can run away from maths.
This year has beeeen such an interesting year. 10-hours lesson of math every week and we definitely can't deny that we have been thoroughly TORTURED,brainwAshed and exposed to the various applications of math.
First there was mathemathical induction, known for the purpose of drawing specific conclusion from general statements or the other way round. The first victim was none other than Leonardo, which with inspiration from our lecturer, had been targeted with countless induction bullets for his probability of hanging around with girls, and our conclusion was......not worth mentioning.
Then, we progress to NBA basketball. At first sight, it was none other than professional athletes doing routine shooting, lay-ups and scoring. But on second thought, these players despite having all their time devoted to sports, have mastered projectile motions. The angles, the relevant force, the shooting position of their hands, these must be done well, in fact approaching perfection become a good player. So, who say that good athletes are never excellent in studies? In fact, their level are far better than us, capable of applying them into their everyday lifes, unlike those who aced every single exam questions yet never think out of the box.
The most influential concept of maths was actually functions. Have you ever notice that, when you are playing online games or first-person shooters/counterstrikes, you are actually involved in a many-to-many function? From precision, agility to gaming skills which are all important winning factors in playing these games, all are dependant on how fast our brain analyse and interpret our opponents' stats and ability, again all with the help of logical induction and probability.
One boy touching another boy's hand in class, although very wrongful, is still a typical 1-1 function.
A couple, their loving relationship to each other is no other than a 1-1 function.
When a third variable try to come in, it became a 2-1 function. Hmm?
Sorry, wrong calculation, with further analysis, it is actually a 1.05-1 function, with the extra 0.05 totally negligible.
To be exact, every relationship is a function. From personal relationships, business partners and proposals , or even international treaties, they are all functions, and the fact that they are functions enabled them to be supervised systematically and accordingly .
So, maths is not always about scoring 90s,100 and Band-6. This concept is totally wrong.
Many have certainly been neglecting the true purpose of studying maths-to understand their flexibility and fully utilise them as an useful tool in every aspect of life.
So, can you still say that maths is useless? It is not up to me to decide. Afterall, my job is only to counsel and induce 'logic'.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Piranha Infestation.
H1N1 scary? Wait till you see this :
Warning. New household pest detected. Wait isn't this a Piranha? Rumors have it that this new hybrid of Piranha family can live even on land, and they actually levitate! (Leonardo's fault)
Analysis
HP : 1
ATT : 2
Just look at this. Aren't you scared?
ii)Piranha Beam. Instant death. It is a suicidal move, so they seldom use it.
Don't report to the police. The piranhas don't like Starbucks.
Warning. New household pest detected. Wait isn't this a Piranha? Rumors have it that this new hybrid of Piranha family can live even on land, and they actually levitate! (Leonardo's fault)Analysis
HP : 1
ATT : 2
DEF : 0.1
SPD : 4
Poor stats ? Wait. Looks like I missed out something.
Special Skills :
i) Piranha fangs. = Poisonous, human flesh penetration.
Just look at this. Aren't you scared?ii)Piranha Beam. Instant death. It is a suicidal move, so they seldom use it.
iii)Camouflage ability. Known for secretly sneaking into people's house, even dining rooms!
iv)Totally Immune to pest chemicals.
If you have this type of pest in your house, calling for pest control company (e.g. ABC Pest Control) is absolutely out of consideration, since they are immune to pest chemicals, you are only wasting your time. You will probably end up writing a letter of complaint to the company anyway, only to threaten them by proposing to bring the case to Court. Write in the wrong format somemore, like an old man rumbling. In the end you have redo the letter and submit!!
Credits given to wk the tauke for breeding this new type of living creature in his coffeehouse. Luckily, they have an extreme affinity for coffee, especially ice-blended ones (expensive taste.) and their desire for human flesh can be controlled by offering them free expressos. That explains why they hadn't spread out of wk's territory.
Beware of piranhas. Kindly bring them to wk-coffeeshop if you noted any in your house. He will tame them, with his trademark expresso.Don't report to the police. The piranhas don't like Starbucks.
Friday, June 19, 2009
My SurName isn't 賴。。。
Blame, blamed, blaming, yesterday blame, today blame, tomorrow also blame, in the end everyday also blame.
Well, this is certainly what the society nowadays has gotten themselves into. Not just teenagers...
Self-centered, selfish, carefO-Ol, sendiri buat apa also betul, if unbetul then become others fault. In the end, the one they missed out is the real one to be blamed- yourself.
There are people who indulge in this kind of attitude, there are people who aren't, and there are also people who seriously TL it.
Well, sometimes it all started with a joke, and no one will ever take it seriously.
But sometimes, when you go too far, you will only be gaining yourself some enemies.
Relevant serious Examples:
1) Unserious attitude? Blame your spectacles.
2) Exam question do wrongly, blame others teach you wrongly.( You hold your own responsibility for believing them)
3) Exam don't know how to do, blame teachers never teach.
4) Experiment results not accurate, blame the instruments.
5) Other groups use same instrument get accurate results, blame your members not doing seriously.
6) Circuit connection cannot set up, blame students never connect properly. continue to-7
7) When Sendiri cannot set up, blame the intruments spoilt. wth?
8) Sendiri 自作多情﹐ 死纏爛打, then blame others give you wrong signal.
9) Involved in accident, then blame the road got sand.
10)Want go to heaven? Never blame karma not enough. Drive with 70 km/s and you will instantly be granted access. Only legends are exception.
11) Everytime do ciko and kehkiang stuff, blame Ti Gong create you like that. Beware that judgement may be sentenced on you.
12) Sendiri want criticise people, Blame Criticism Express teach you wrong things.
13) Lazy and take report from other people, and blame them for doing it wrongly.
14) Decide to play pokemon, initiated by Zl, spreaded by Leonardo, but blame Cy influence you. Totally Senseless.
15) Live in Island Glades, who to blame??? No idea.
Advices :
1) Don't fancy S.H.E. Fancy NBA. They have mastered projectile motions =.=
2) Poor in Projectile motion? Try shoot a rambutan from multiple angles. Don't shoot Durian though. Only kehkiang people do that.
3) At least if you want to blame people, don't go around and eng kang about it. It won't feel nice when the victim knows it.
4) Don't know who to blame? Chose someone who are far away or doesn't exist at all. But don't choose Ti Gong. Your words may be heard.
Although your surname is not 賴, neither is others. So sometimes it is better to blame yourself, everything you do have direct connection with and interpretation from your brain cells, and you bear responsibility for it. So, don't involve any third parties for your own silly mistakes and shortcomings.
*I criticise people, and it is myself to blame;
So when you got criticised for your acts, don't blame other people.
Well, this is certainly what the society nowadays has gotten themselves into. Not just teenagers...
Self-centered, selfish, carefO-Ol, sendiri buat apa also betul, if unbetul then become others fault. In the end, the one they missed out is the real one to be blamed- yourself.
There are people who indulge in this kind of attitude, there are people who aren't, and there are also people who seriously TL it.
Well, sometimes it all started with a joke, and no one will ever take it seriously.
But sometimes, when you go too far, you will only be gaining yourself some enemies.
Relevant serious Examples:
1) Unserious attitude? Blame your spectacles.
2) Exam question do wrongly, blame others teach you wrongly.( You hold your own responsibility for believing them)
3) Exam don't know how to do, blame teachers never teach.
4) Experiment results not accurate, blame the instruments.
5) Other groups use same instrument get accurate results, blame your members not doing seriously.
6) Circuit connection cannot set up, blame students never connect properly. continue to-7
7) When Sendiri cannot set up, blame the intruments spoilt. wth?
8) Sendiri 自作多情﹐ 死纏爛打, then blame others give you wrong signal.
9) Involved in accident, then blame the road got sand.
10)Want go to heaven? Never blame karma not enough. Drive with 70 km/s and you will instantly be granted access. Only legends are exception.
11) Everytime do ciko and kehkiang stuff, blame Ti Gong create you like that. Beware that judgement may be sentenced on you.
12) Sendiri want criticise people, Blame Criticism Express teach you wrong things.
13) Lazy and take report from other people, and blame them for doing it wrongly.
14) Decide to play pokemon, initiated by Zl, spreaded by Leonardo, but blame Cy influence you. Totally Senseless.
15) Live in Island Glades, who to blame??? No idea.
Advices :
1) Don't fancy S.H.E. Fancy NBA. They have mastered projectile motions =.=
2) Poor in Projectile motion? Try shoot a rambutan from multiple angles. Don't shoot Durian though. Only kehkiang people do that.
3) At least if you want to blame people, don't go around and eng kang about it. It won't feel nice when the victim knows it.
4) Don't know who to blame? Chose someone who are far away or doesn't exist at all. But don't choose Ti Gong. Your words may be heard.
Although your surname is not 賴, neither is others. So sometimes it is better to blame yourself, everything you do have direct connection with and interpretation from your brain cells, and you bear responsibility for it. So, don't involve any third parties for your own silly mistakes and shortcomings.
*I criticise people, and it is myself to blame;
So when you got criticised for your acts, don't blame other people.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Hall of Legends
When legends are born, the whole world will applause. Whether stunning or disgracing, it is a second that the whole world will remember. But only a short second.
Being 1 legend is already amazing, but THREEEEEEE, 3 ? UNBELIEVABLE.
Well, this is certainly the case in a small part of Penang Island, the proclaimed ' country' of a king by his subjects. Swt...
Without further ado, let us welcome the legend among legends, the ONE and only, LeoNarDo 7091, who prefered to be known as Leo The Handsome.
Well the name looks somehow familiar, don't it? Well perhaps you have been thinking about Leonardo Davinci, but sorry it wasn't him. This LeoNarDo, honestly wasn't much as intelligent.
1. Ciko Legend. ( Pervertedness)
Well. Perhaps this is not a new issue. Ever since the year started, LeoNarDo's cikoness has been recognised countrywide by his peers and 'enemies'. His as-thick-as-a-bear-furlike-skin quickly shrugs off any heat and shame in contact with it. He has proven it many times by ignoring the lecturer's advice and wearing short pants into a 17'C lecture room which often resulting him being suaned but with he certainly don't seemed to care about it. Perhaps he has been using all the skills he learned from Math Ext 2 to count and keep track and record of the girl friends he has been flirting with, oftenly ten at a time. His cikoness rose to fame when he decided to use the method of requesting spare changes to get a girl's phone number. Whether has he confessed to any of his targets and get rejected, we do not know, as he has decided to keep it secret. Well, he certainly deserves some credit for not boasting about it this time, unlike some ....... ( story goes to zheng yang's blog )
With the use of mathematical induction, his womanizing attitude is again proven with him caught red-handed sitting with a few girls instead of his usual gangs during lunchtime. But, he came to his senses and his cikoness was however fading with time, with his place now in risk of being replaced with two potential competitor, one is a typical 'pretentious' SOBA student who uses his innocent look to draw attention, the other so-called 'porcupine' who excels in electromagnetic induction( if only his look is a little better, he would have replaced Leo a long time ago.)
So, Leo The Handsome, do realise that Legends are meant to be surpassed. Once that happen, you will be losing all the attention that you are having. Beware. The two hungry colour wolfs are coming at you, and although they still aren't as colourful yet, I heard that they have been polishing their watercolour techniques.
2.F1 Legend
Frankly speaking, I will not and will never be comparing Leo 'The Flash'---er with our beloved and highly respected Michael Schumacher, the one he will never be. He was however the Legend of the other 'extreme'.
With a black MANUAL Black Tornado( Hei Xuan Fong in Chinese), which was amusingly only a Proton Saga equiped with Ferrari engine, or so he claimed, he has taken the whole Inti community by superR-prise. Perhaps that is also why Ferrari's performance is deteriorating thesedays. Honda, Toyota, Mercedes? What a shame to admit, you were outclassed by a Proton. No, not even my precious RM10.0000000000 honk could match his. (Decimal Matters)
But what is highlighted here is not his car, it is in fact his superb driving skills.
With his skills, he tried to impress many gals, to which show null effect;
With his skills, he tried to impress other drivers on the road, to which showed negative effect;
In frustration, he even tries to impress the road DIVIDOR, but ironically this time he succeeded.
With a mere speed of 70km/h, or perhaps 70km/s, his car's ALS ( Auto Levitation System) was activated to protect its driver from damage. Upon landing from a height of 10 m above the surface of ground, its four tyres even inflate and subsequently deflate upon impact to minimize the impulsive force and deflects any damage directed to the driver. In the end, Leo ended up unharmed, unscratched and that makes him blow his elephant trumpet about his ' proud moment' for a whole morning.
Wow, a car that not justs excels in speed but also extra-refined protection safety system, and partnering the skills of the world next Alex Leo, they were absolutely perfect matches. Excellent!!!
3)Facebook Legend.
Again, Leo's honesty has been put up to a good test in this section, shown in his principles of answering quiz.
His results range from typical Zai Nan and Bu Se Qing ( NOT CIKO???) , which were quite the reverse of his true qualities.
And his 'HONESTY' and 'EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE' pissed some of his friends who were left with no choice but to fill his Facebook accounts with some serious Compli-MENDs.
His popularity and courage was also shown by his act of adding a lecturer to his account.
And that was not all, he even showed sincere gratitude to the lecturer, which was however replied with a very SARCASTIC comment. What a Joke!
For the first time, he even dominate the HSC popularity scoreboard for his act in Facebook, after his friend request being openly acknowledged by the lecturer during class, and he gained what he wanted, a huge applause from all his friends.
But how long does he dominate the scoreboard? 1 DAY!!!
Well , I suppose at least that was better than never.
Potential Legends
1.Legends are considered legends because they are different from others. And our Leo The BruiSe Lee proved it again (wait, is the spelling wrong?). Before class every morning, he always had a good 'warm up' and practice his Drunken Fist. And the shape of his "HuLu" is very appealing too.
2.God of Accent.
The one who impresses all his friends with his extraordinary speaking and vocal language skills, only because they do not understand it. Standing a step ahead of us, he has somehow, someway get used to the Australian and foreign slangs and he can imitate practically any dialogues between the characters of any movie.
Whether disgracing or amazing, shame or fame, Legends are Legends.
How you gain the name does not matter. What matters, is the results.
There were many who longed for it but yet denied of the attention.
Yet you easily obtained them.
In the end Legends are Legends, and they are names to be remember:
i)Leo The Ciko,
ii)Leo The Epic F1 Lgd and
iii)Leo The Reversely Honest
Salute the Legends !!!
Being 1 legend is already amazing, but THREEEEEEE, 3 ? UNBELIEVABLE.
Well, this is certainly the case in a small part of Penang Island, the proclaimed ' country' of a king by his subjects. Swt...
Without further ado, let us welcome the legend among legends, the ONE and only, LeoNarDo 7091, who prefered to be known as Leo The Handsome.
Well the name looks somehow familiar, don't it? Well perhaps you have been thinking about Leonardo Davinci, but sorry it wasn't him. This LeoNarDo, honestly wasn't much as intelligent.
1. Ciko Legend. ( Pervertedness)
Well. Perhaps this is not a new issue. Ever since the year started, LeoNarDo's cikoness has been recognised countrywide by his peers and 'enemies'. His as-thick-as-a-bear-furlike-skin quickly shrugs off any heat and shame in contact with it. He has proven it many times by ignoring the lecturer's advice and wearing short pants into a 17'C lecture room which often resulting him being suaned but with he certainly don't seemed to care about it. Perhaps he has been using all the skills he learned from Math Ext 2 to count and keep track and record of the girl friends he has been flirting with, oftenly ten at a time. His cikoness rose to fame when he decided to use the method of requesting spare changes to get a girl's phone number. Whether has he confessed to any of his targets and get rejected, we do not know, as he has decided to keep it secret. Well, he certainly deserves some credit for not boasting about it this time, unlike some ....... ( story goes to zheng yang's blog )
With the use of mathematical induction, his womanizing attitude is again proven with him caught red-handed sitting with a few girls instead of his usual gangs during lunchtime. But, he came to his senses and his cikoness was however fading with time, with his place now in risk of being replaced with two potential competitor, one is a typical 'pretentious' SOBA student who uses his innocent look to draw attention, the other so-called 'porcupine' who excels in electromagnetic induction( if only his look is a little better, he would have replaced Leo a long time ago.)
So, Leo The Handsome, do realise that Legends are meant to be surpassed. Once that happen, you will be losing all the attention that you are having. Beware. The two hungry colour wolfs are coming at you, and although they still aren't as colourful yet, I heard that they have been polishing their watercolour techniques.
2.F1 Legend
Frankly speaking, I will not and will never be comparing Leo 'The Flash'---er with our beloved and highly respected Michael Schumacher, the one he will never be. He was however the Legend of the other 'extreme'.
With a black MANUAL Black Tornado( Hei Xuan Fong in Chinese), which was amusingly only a Proton Saga equiped with Ferrari engine, or so he claimed, he has taken the whole Inti community by superR-prise. Perhaps that is also why Ferrari's performance is deteriorating thesedays. Honda, Toyota, Mercedes? What a shame to admit, you were outclassed by a Proton. No, not even my precious RM10.0000000000 honk could match his. (Decimal Matters)
But what is highlighted here is not his car, it is in fact his superb driving skills.
With his skills, he tried to impress many gals, to which show null effect;
With his skills, he tried to impress other drivers on the road, to which showed negative effect;
In frustration, he even tries to impress the road DIVIDOR, but ironically this time he succeeded.
With a mere speed of 70km/h, or perhaps 70km/s, his car's ALS ( Auto Levitation System) was activated to protect its driver from damage. Upon landing from a height of 10 m above the surface of ground, its four tyres even inflate and subsequently deflate upon impact to minimize the impulsive force and deflects any damage directed to the driver. In the end, Leo ended up unharmed, unscratched and that makes him blow his elephant trumpet about his ' proud moment' for a whole morning.
Wow, a car that not justs excels in speed but also extra-refined protection safety system, and partnering the skills of the world next Alex Leo, they were absolutely perfect matches. Excellent!!!
3)Facebook Legend.
Again, Leo's honesty has been put up to a good test in this section, shown in his principles of answering quiz.
His results range from typical Zai Nan and Bu Se Qing ( NOT CIKO???) , which were quite the reverse of his true qualities.
And his 'HONESTY' and 'EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE' pissed some of his friends who were left with no choice but to fill his Facebook accounts with some serious Compli-MENDs.
His popularity and courage was also shown by his act of adding a lecturer to his account.
And that was not all, he even showed sincere gratitude to the lecturer, which was however replied with a very SARCASTIC comment. What a Joke!
For the first time, he even dominate the HSC popularity scoreboard for his act in Facebook, after his friend request being openly acknowledged by the lecturer during class, and he gained what he wanted, a huge applause from all his friends.
But how long does he dominate the scoreboard? 1 DAY!!!
Well , I suppose at least that was better than never.
Potential Legends
1.Legends are considered legends because they are different from others. And our Leo The BruiSe Lee proved it again (wait, is the spelling wrong?). Before class every morning, he always had a good 'warm up' and practice his Drunken Fist. And the shape of his "HuLu" is very appealing too.
2.God of Accent.
The one who impresses all his friends with his extraordinary speaking and vocal language skills, only because they do not understand it. Standing a step ahead of us, he has somehow, someway get used to the Australian and foreign slangs and he can imitate practically any dialogues between the characters of any movie.
Whether disgracing or amazing, shame or fame, Legends are Legends.
How you gain the name does not matter. What matters, is the results.
There were many who longed for it but yet denied of the attention.
Yet you easily obtained them.
In the end Legends are Legends, and they are names to be remember:
i)Leo The Ciko,
ii)Leo The Epic F1 Lgd and
iii)Leo The Reversely Honest
Salute the Legends !!!
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